Dream of the Red Chamber, or The Story of the Stone, is a novel composed by Cao Xueqin in the middle of the 18th century. One of the Four Great Classical Novels of Chinese literature, it is known for its psychological scope, and its observation of the worldview, aesthetics, life-styles, and social relations of 18th-century China. The intricate strands of its plot depict the rise and decline of a family much like Cao's own and, by extension, of the dynasty itself. Cao depicts the power of the father over the family, but the novel is intended to be a memorial to the women he knew in his youth: friends, relatives and servants.
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Do you know Phil, the fat Ice Cream? Quentin Tarantino. He's been out Apple Bobbing again. Tom Hanks. I've been on me Jack Jones all day. Rant an Rave. She's popped a wet and wild. Cock and Hen. I've copped it in the Fruit and Nuts. Harry Holt. I'm going to the Pedal & Crank. Mushy Peas. Come out the station and waited for a smash. Mary Rose. I'm off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned.
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The Bar o'Soap's lookin' a bit Jack & Jill, innee? Five to Four. I'm lost in da zippy. Angus MacGyver. I lost my Dog and Lead. Adam and Eve. Jeez mate - that's a bit David innit? Forrest Gump. We're 'avin a bit of a Todd Carty (Todd Carty plays Mark Fowler in Eastenders). Bristol and West. Interestingly, Schumacher is German for Cobbler too! Nina Simone. Cos, 'e's a bit of an Native New Yorker innee.
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The Bar o'Soap's lookin' a bit Jack & Jill, innee? Five to Four. I'm lost in da zippy. Angus MacGyver. I lost my Dog and Lead. Adam and Eve. Jeez mate - that's a bit David innit? Forrest Gump. We're 'avin a bit of a Todd Carty (Todd Carty plays Mark Fowler in Eastenders). Bristol and West. Interestingly, Schumacher is German for Cobbler too! Nina Simone. Cos, 'e's a bit of an Native New Yorker innee.
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The Bar o'Soap's lookin' a bit Jack & Jill, innee? Five to Four. I'm lost in da zippy. Angus MacGyver. I lost my Dog and Lead. Adam and Eve. Jeez mate - that's a bit David innit? Forrest Gump. We're 'avin a bit of a Todd Carty (Todd Carty plays Mark Fowler in Eastenders). Bristol and West. Interestingly, Schumacher is German for Cobbler too! Nina Simone. Cos, 'e's a bit of an Native New Yorker innee.
Chapter 00, Page 000
The Bar o'Soap's lookin' a bit Jack & Jill, innee? Five to Four. I'm lost in da zippy. Angus MacGyver. I lost my Dog and Lead. Adam and Eve. Jeez mate - that's a bit David innit? Forrest Gump. We're 'avin a bit of a Todd Carty (Todd Carty plays Mark Fowler in Eastenders). Bristol and West. Interestingly, Schumacher is German for Cobbler too! Nina Simone. Cos, 'e's a bit of an Native New Yorker innee.
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